I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but,
by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I
converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It provides me with everything I need -
KitKats, Mars Bars,Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."
Question - Are there too many immigrants in Texas? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said "No Comprende."