A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Afghan refugee outside a local immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by Gordon Brown and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in England with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING!-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. ; "I need a big house with a three car garage in a nice part of town, with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING!-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a patio complete with a BBQ in an upscale neighbourhood overlooking the local park.
"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like the English with designer clothes instead of these torn clothes. I want to have white skin like the English---and --- PING! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a torn T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
"What happened to my new teeth?" He wailed, "Where is my new house?"
THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . .
NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD . . . . . . .
The fairy said:
"Tough ****, mate , Now that you are a White Englishman, you have to fend for yourself."