mr.smith goes to the STI clinic. " Doctor, my penis has gone orange over the last two months & it also smells of cheese"

The doctor takes a look & then checks all his medical journals & then says to Mr Smith- " Mr.Smith this infection has never been seen before, maybe it's caused by something at your work"

Mr Smith - " I doubt it I lost my job 2 months ago"

Dr - "Well what do you do with yourself now"

Mr Smith - "Nothing I sit at home all day watching porn & eating wotsits"