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    Guts or balls??

    Who knew... There is a medical distinction between “guts” and “balls”. We've heard colleagues referring to people with “guts”, or with “balls”. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom and having the “guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?” BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I trust this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.

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    See you've taken your happy pills today. Or is it your joy that SNP did so well ?

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    What makes you believe for one second that i am a Scottish Nose Picker supporter?
    Last edited by RED-DOT; 08-05-2015 at 08:38.

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    Having just returned from working in England (as I do most weeks) you'll find that you will be tarred with that brush until you explain otherwise.
    Last edited by McKenzie; 08-05-2015 at 09:46.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagare View Post
    See you've taken your happy pills today. Or is it your joy that SNP did so well ?

    New trousers are cutting off the blood supply to the balls and winching in the guts........

    Stalking is very much like going to the night club

    The more times you go, there is always a chance of going home with one

    You can always tell an Essex Boy, just you cant tell him much...

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    I hope the trousers arn't so tight they cut off RD's sense of humour.

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