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    what did I do?

    to earn a slap in the face..

    Was in Tesco's the other day and I picked up a crate of Stella and popped it on the trolley.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

    "They're on offer, only 10 for twelve cans!" I explain.

    "Put them back. We can't afford it!" insists the wife and we carry on shopping...

    A few aisles later, the wife picks up a 20 jar of face cream and sticks it on the trolley.

    "What do you think you're doing?" I asked her.

    "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.


    Did I deserve the slap ?

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    According to she who must be obeyed .. a resounding

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    I got a slap from my wife as well.

    I told her that the Chrismsas present I gave her was going back to the shop cause it did not do exactly what it's says on the tin - it was vanishing cream


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    I asked my Mrs what she wanted for her birthday, and she replied "a divorce"

    Christ I thought, I wasn't planning on spending that much!

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    Well I am just helping my mate with his divorce so now I have bought the new books could sort out some type of payment in kind for you lol

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    Great joke loved it my other half even saw the amusing side .

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    I would find something better than face cream to spend my money on like something out of a gun shop that i needed for stalking

    I must sound very strange to a lot of women

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    my other half has just read this and she started to chuckle,
    may bobt you should of gone for 24 cans

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    Nice one bobt

    Reminds me of one of the young Moles telling their mum that she looked like a Spice Girl. Mrs Mole was very pleased until she asked which one.

    'Old Spice' came the reply. Little beggar didn't even get a slap - he moved too fast.

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