Heheee.... I nearly pissed myself laughing at that.... excellent find matey.
Reminds me of working in A&E years and years ago when we used to call the patients in for treatment...... such as "Is there a Hugh Jarsole"? or is there a "Charles Windsor" with an ear problem..... oh, the hours of fun..... never do that these days - far too sensible for that! (ahem)