I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a
butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me and slapped me on the
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, "Well, best you get back in it before the farmer notices you're
My dental surgery is on Monday.