...could be fox; doesn't look like cat.
"Short but thick" - the poo? Or you??
Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch
"...Nicely just doesn't cut the cheese....." A new twist on management-speak courtesy of a colleague.
I love this site. Where else can you get close-ups of turds and everyone examining them? Except the House of Commons website.
I thought it looked more like goose sh*te
(The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!