An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shovelling.' And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.' He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. 'I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.' So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'
The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.'
The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in charge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither.'
The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent.
Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, 'SUPPLIES!!!!
Three women sitting in a bar having a drink. Their boyfriends are all named Georgie. One day they decide to name their boyfriends after soft drinks to tell the difference between them.
The first one says "I'll name mine 7-up because he's seven inches and always up."
The second one says "I'll name mine MOUNTAIN DEW because he likes to mount and do me."
And the third one says "I'll name mine Jack Daniels." The others say "Hey!
That's not a soft drink that's a hard licker!". She says "That's My Georgie !!"
After having a nice 69 with his girlfriend Brian remembered he had an appointment at the dentist.
He was afraid the dentist would notice the smell of fanny on his breath so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss and a bottle of Listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist he ate a packet of extra strong mints. his turn came up and the dentist told him 2 take a seat.
Feeling confident and relaxed, he opened his mouth wide. the dentist got close and said 'Did you have a 69 before you came here? Brain says 'how did you know, does my breath smell like fanny?
'The dentist said 'No you have a Skid Mark on your forehead.