If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes'
delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprogrammes your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR,
and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH
WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Immac and your Immac with Rogaine.
If the 'Bedtimes' message isopened in a Windows 98/ME/ Vista environment,
It will leave the toilet seat up
And leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
It will also refill your skimmed milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
As you read this,
17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you -
You're on the bloody computer!!!! reading all this ***** when you should be out slotting some deer