Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror, complaining to me that her breasts are too small.
Instead of automatically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
''How long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat I said, "It Worked for your ass, didn't it?"