So this old boy wakes up one morning, realises it's his birthday and he's 83 today. There's a knock at the door and there stands a gorgeous 20-something wearing just her underwear, and there's not much of that. She says "Happy Bithrday! Your family sent me. I'm here to give you some super sex."
He looks her up and down, thinks for a moment, and then asks her "What flavour is the soup?"