Given the number of items for sale here with, ahem, a rather minimalist approach to description, I have decided to offer for sale my " ".
Everybody needs a " ".
Mine is here with me right now. It's a heavy thing so you'll need to collect, but I won't tell you where in the country I am.
It might be brand new, but then again I might have had it for three centuries and completely worn it out.
They were made under license by three different companies and were available in felt, velour or titanium but you'll just have to guess which variant this is and who made it.
You want a picture?
Sorry. Can't do that.
Just send me your money.