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    New gloves

    New Gloves

    A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmaspresent for his new girlfriend.

    They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in
    Scotland .
    Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration
    , that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal.

    Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty
    pair of fur lined quality leather gloves.

    His sister bought a pair ofsexy knickers for herself at the same time.

    Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the
    two items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the

    Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel withthe following letter:-

    Dear Maggie

    I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any
    when we go out in the evenings.

    If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (whichare easier to remove).

    These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
    showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I, hardly noticed any marks.

    I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them
    even though they were a little bit tight on her.

    She also said thatthey rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact shehasn't neededto wash it since she began wearing them.

    I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
    doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

    When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit
    because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

    Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

    I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

    All my love

    PS: My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded
    down with a little bit of fur showing.

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    "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory." LLAP Leonard Nimoy 1931 - 2015

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    Excellent. I had them wrap my ladies perfume, thank god I only bought the one item

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