An elderly golfer comes in after a round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER: $5.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $7.50
HAND JOB: $250.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive barmaid who is serving drinks to a couple of sunburnt golfers.
She glides along behind the bar to the senior golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide smile. "May I help you, sir?"
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers: "I was wondering, young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?"
She looks into his knowing eyes and with a grin purrs: "Yes, sir, I sure am."
He leans even closer and into her left ear says softly: "Well then, be sure to wash your hands properly, because I'd like a cheeseburger."