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    Hot bananas

    2 monkeys in a bath, one say to the other "ooh, oooh, ooh,ooh,ooh!"

    The other says "I know it's Fecking hot isn't it!"

    "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink, however, you can f**k it around until it's thirsty" Anon

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    2 nuns in the bath
    one says wears the soap
    the other one says, aye it does doesn't it.

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    Two snowmen on a front lawn and one says to his mate...' can you smell carrots '...Hugh.

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    Two parrots sitting on a perch and one says to his mate......Can you smell fish?
    Think about it.................

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    only two things smell of fish and one of ems a fish ..............

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    A man walks into a bar holding a set of jumper leads.
    The barman says "now don't you start anything!"
    Don't hide from your mates in the bush!

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    The other day the wife gets me to try tap dancing ,didnt half hurt when i fell in the sink
    she buys shoes i buy ,shooting,she stops buying shoes,il be amazed

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    The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night long".

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