And murkier water!
Though that may take care of itself assuming the slogan translates into reality....
She's not even perfected the nonchalant "nothing to see here" look either. Complete amateur.
...... That said, I've shat myself in far less water than that .
As an avid spearfisherman in my younger days, when miles form shore and no hope of a return to land for hours I would take great delight in curling one out and sending it towards France.
All of Folkstone does it every day.
Pittsburgh post or gazette. Like The Hindu, it's just one of the papers I read when travelling.
I can resist everything, except temptation.