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    George B in Hell

    George Bush in Hell

    One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
    “I don't know what to do” says the Devil, “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here though”.
    “I’ll tell you what - I’ve got a few others here who weren't quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go; you will have to take their place, but you can decide who leaves.”
    George thought that sounded pretty good, so the Devil opened the door to the first room.
    In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
    “No,” George said. “I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long. “
    The Devil led him to the door of the next room.
    In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
    “No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day,” commented George.
    The devil opened a third door. Through it, George saw Bill Clinton, naked from the waist down, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagled pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
    George looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, “Yeah Man, I can handle this, let’s do it.”
    The Devil nodded, smiled, and said............

    “OK, Monica, you're free to go.”

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    I didnt see that

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    Good one
    People's hobbies are more their measure's than are their jobs.

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    I remember one that was circulating years back:

    Presdient Bill Clinton tells Hilary that he wants her to go on a good will/poverty tour of the poorer African nations. She puts up a huge argument. She absolutely doesn't want to go.

    "Well..." says Bill, "You remember our deal. For every good will tour or public appearance you back out on you have to give me a Lewinisky" She complains but really doesn't want to go to Africa so she lives up to the agreement and hits her knees.

    "Oh Bill!" she gags, "Your d-ck tastes like sh-t!!"
    "Yeah" says Clinton, "Al Gore didn't want to go either..." ~Muir

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