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    Nobody Believes Old People

    Nobody Believes Old People. Everyone thinks we are senile.

    An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and
    settled down in their old neighborhood and are celebrating their
    sixtieth wedding anniversary.

    They walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold hands
    as they find the old desk they'd shared and where he had carved
    "I love you, Sally."

    On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car
    practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up; but they don't know
    what to do with it, so they take it home. There, she counts the money;
    and it's fifty-thousand dollars. The husband says, "We've got to give
    it back." She says, "Finders keepers." And she puts the money back in
    the bag and hides it up in their attic.

    The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood
    looking for the money and show up at their home.

    They say, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell
    out of an armored car yesterday? "She says, "No."

    The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

    She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

    But the agents sat the man down and begin to question him. One says,
    "Tell us the story from the beginning."

    The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I

    were walking home from school yesterday . "

    The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "We're outta here . . ."

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    Brilliant :-)

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