A couple are sitting on the verandah one evening as the sun sets.
The woman sips her drink, puts down her glass, closes her eyes and says quietly 'You know, I really don't know how I could live my life without you....'
Those tender words hang in the air for a moment.
Husband folds down the paper, looks at his wife quizzically and asks 'Is that you or the gin talking?'
The woman replies 'Actually, ......I was talking to the gin.'