A 90 yr old veterean arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport, a stern french customs official asked if he had been to France before. He admitted that indeed he had been previously. The lady sarcastically said to him "Then you should know to have your passport out and ready Sir."
The gentleman replied " I didn't have to show it last time."
"IMPOSSIBLE!" the customs agent said. "All foreginers have always had to show a passport to enter the country."
The man responded by whispering "Well, young lady, when i came ashore on the beach on D-Day in 1944, i couldnt find any f*****g Frenchmen to show it to!"