, or was ridden hard and put away wet!!!
So let's put this in to context,
"early monday drink with friends" = ****ed before 10am
temporarily lost her way = very ****ed before 10am
two aliens = new clients
space sex = everythings blurry when your that ****ed
space juice = white ice cider
sex ambassador = maybe she needs to meet Bill Clinton
nice!!
I am stealing that one!
You forgot to add - two alines = New clients - WEARING COWDENBEATH SHIRTS!
It's always amazing what you can get at Farm Foods!
Is this actually from the Sunday Sport? I ask because it reads exactly like the tabloid parodies in Viz, and I read Viz, and this wasn't in it....
35??? She either had a tough paper round, or was ridden hard and put away wet!!! Known as a "double bagger", as you wear one in case hers falls off
I'm reckoning a tripple bagger; one on yours, one on hers and one on the dogs head so it still looks you in the eye in the morning.