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    My local Chinese take-away

    At least they are honest about it.
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    I can resist everything, except temptation.

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    SD Regular johngryphon's Avatar
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    Our local Chines bloke had a testicle removed.

    His name?

    Won Hung Lo
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    There is a Thai restaurant just off the Kings Road London called Phat Phuc, always made me chuckle as i drove past.

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    one about here called Shatin and i didnt make it up

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    One in Leicester a few years back called the "big wang"
    "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink, however, you can f**k it around until it's thirsty" Anon

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    In Ware there is 1 called wok you like and another called wok you wan.

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    Much better
    although a little tart

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    “Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”........Dalai Lama

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    Seem fishy to me

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