It's St Patrick's day, Northern Territory.
Paddy and Mick are having a bit of a walk in the bush.
They pass a billabong when Paddy notices a massive croc laying in the sunshine, with his mouth gaping. And then he notices a mans head and shoulders sticking out from the crocs gullet.
'Mick' he says 'have you ever seen such a sight?'
'Sure no I haven't paddy. It's 40 degrees and that posh eejits still in his Lacoste sleeping bag....'