Being religious I decided to ask my local priest if I would go to heaven when I die. He asked what my weaknesses were.
I said I drink, gamble and enjoy making love.
He told me if I gave them up I would go to heaven.
After a month I saw him again and he asked how I was doing.
I said it was very difficult but I have not had a bet and I dont drink anymore.
What about the love making he enquired.
I said I saw my wife bending over the freezer with no knickers on and I could not resist, so I pulled up her skirt and we made love.
He said I am sorry but you have been banned from heaven.
I said I`m not suprised as I`ve been banned from Iceland as well.