A bloke goes to his doctors and says that he's got a problem with his backside, so the Doc' tells him to drop 'em and bend.
On inspection the Doc' finds a £10 note stickin' out of his arse and pulls it out, then a £50 appears.....this goes on for a while till finally the money runs out.
The bloke says how much money was up there Doc'?
The Doc' replys £1990....
Ah! says the bloke, I thought I wasn't feelin' Too Grand!