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    Sex after death.

    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
    Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.
    After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
    True to his word, he made the first contact:
    "Is that you, George?"
    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
    "That's wonderful! What's it like?"
    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then I pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again..
    Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
    "Oh, George...are you in Heaven?"
    "No...........I'm a Rabbit in Cornwall.
    "He who kills sow with piglets empties the forest of boar" My neighbours dad on new years eve 2011.

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    where do you get them lol
    "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory." LLAP Leonard Nimoy 1931 - 2015

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    Ha ha very good,

    cheers WB.

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