A 7 year old & 4 year old are in their bedroom. "You know what" says the 7 year old "I think its time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast I'll swear first then you".
"OK" says the 4 year old.
Mum asks 7 yr old what he wants for breakfast. "I'll have Coco pops, bitch".
WHACK, he flew out of his chair crying his eyes out. Mum looked at 4 yr old & said sternly "And what do you want?".
"Dunno but it won't be ****ing coco pops."