A lawyer fails to stop at a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman he'd failed to notice in the car following.
He thinks that he is smarter than the policeman because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop'sexpense.........
Cop - "License and registration,please."
Lawyer - "What for?"
Cop - "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign sir."
Lawyer - "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop - "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration,please."
Lawyer - "What's the difference?"
Cop - "The difference is, you have come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer, starting to enjoy himself now, - "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Cop - "Sounds fair sir. Step out of your vehicle, if you would please."
Lawyer gets out.
The cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living **** out of the lawyer. "
Cop - "Do you want me to stop or just slow down sir?"