A man is playing golf with his wife. They have just finished the first, when a ball comes flying over, knocking the woman to the ground. The husband couldn't revive his wife, so he ran all the way to the clubhouse.
... "Is there a doctor in the house, my wife has just been hit by a golf ball" he called.
"I'm a doctor", chimed up an old chap at the bar, "Where was she hit?"
The man replied "In between the first and the second holes."
The doctor said `That won't leave much room for a bandage!"