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    Time for a giggle

    A teacher asks the class if they had any relatives that fought in the war.
    Little Johnny puts his hand up.
    "my grandad was in the war and got a grenade shoved up his ar5e by a german miss"
    the teacher replies
    "rectum Johnny, rectum"
    Johnny says...
    "rectum miss? nearly f'ing killed him!".

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    I always heard it as rectum!
    No, blew the bug...s right off!

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