What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,

Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: 'You're next, fatty.'


A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to London I heard prostitutes there get paid 400
for doing what I do for you for free.'

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees
her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm coming too I want to
see how you live on 800 a year'...


Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
upset. She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.'

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up,
she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.