Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: Circus

  1. #1


    A couple, working in a circus, go to an adoption agency where Social workers

    raise doubts about the couple’s suitability.

    “Here are photos of our 50 foot motor-home which is equipped with a

    beautiful nursery.”

    The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child

    would get.

    "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual

    subjects, along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."

    Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.

    “Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet.”

    The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you

    hoping to adopt?"

    "It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon."

    “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

  2. #2
    Fantastic - had me in stitches. I could barely read it to my wife for laughing at the punchline I knew was coming !

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts