A couple, working in a circus, go to an adoption agency where Social workers
raise doubts about the couple’s suitability.
“Here are photos of our 50 foot motor-home which is equipped with a
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual
subjects, along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
“Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet.”
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you
hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon."