Springer for sale. Must go by friday. 11 months old. £200
Thought I'd have a quick conversation and here is the transcript.
Hello your wife left a message on Facebook for me to call you about the dog.
Ah yes, I just wanted to get some more information. Why are you getting rid of the dog?
A change in circumstances. My mother has become ill and I am at college. I am coming home at luchtimes to see the dog but I feel it unfair on him and just want the best. ( Ok answer)
Is the dog KC registered?
Err, what’s that? (slightly weird)
Does the dog have any papers?
We have been phoning the breeders to try and get the papers but they won’t give them to us. ( Now bells are ringing)
Did you see the parents?
No, they wouldn’t let us. ( And you bought a bloody puppy from these muppets)
Has he had any training?
He can sit and he is house trained. I started taking him to puppy training classes but haven’t lately. ( You mean he will only sit still when you have a piece of food and other than that eats everything, which is why you thought you’d try training classes only to find out that it doesn’t cover chewing things.)
Is he chipped?
Yes, he is. ( Only because its the law otherwise you’d have said yes because you thought I was talking about a speed ‘chip’ like they use in them fast cars but its for faster dogs, as he is one).
Has he had his jabs?
Yes he has.
Okay I’ll discuss with my wife and get back to you (yeah, in about 15 years).