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    A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a
    gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.

    The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all
    the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She
    hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or
    less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with
    her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her
    little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave
    the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.

    At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay
    envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay'
    home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank
    thenext day to open a savings account.

    At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little
    girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had
    a 'pay packet'.

    'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier. The
    little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne
    and Mike. We're building a big house.' 'My goodness gracious,' said the
    cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?'

    The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously: 'I think so.
    Provided those ******s at Jewsons deliver the ****ing bricks'.
    There's no such thing as a stupid question.

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    , got the T shirt on that one!
    (The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!

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    amazing what the little girls pick up ha ha my four year old told her mum to stop talking sxixe yesterday after i was talking to my mate. she over heard me saying it to him...

    she is not impressed

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