While he was driving along the M6 the other day,
(going a little faster than he should have been)
He passed under a bridge only to see a copper
on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled him over, walked up to the car,
and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked:
"Runway too short?"
To which He replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," He responded.
The copper was surprised and confused. "A what?
A rectum stretcher??
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," he said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then I work my way up to two fingers,
then three, then four, then with my whole hand in,
work side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole,
until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously,
"And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which He politely replied, "You give him a radar gun
and park him behind a bridge..."
Speeding ticket: £105.00 and 3 points
Court costs: £45
Look on copper's face: Priceless apparentley.