Real Classified Ads:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little *******. Bites!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat . Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC RUNNING TRACK
£300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £320.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..
Worn once by mistake . Call Stephanie.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.