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    The bacon tree

    Bacon Tree

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United
    States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie
    down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

    "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
    distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon
    ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

    "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

    "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
    bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

    And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
    metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens
    up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe
    with his dying breath,

    "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

    "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


    Ees


    Ees


    Ees



    Ees a ham bush...."




    Sorry... The little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the
    accent didn't you - I know you did!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danger Mouse View Post
    Bacon Tree

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United
    States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie
    down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

    "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
    distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon
    ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

    "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

    "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
    bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

    And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
    metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens
    up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe
    with his dying breath,

    "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

    "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


    Ees


    Ees


    Ees



    Ees a ham bush...."




    Sorry... The little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the
    accent didn't you - I know you did!

  3. #3
    say beer can in a english accent and bacon in a west indian accent......

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