or the trouser snake
is the world's most dangerous snake.
Colour varies from pink to black.
It's fangless, average length 5 - 6 inches
(althought some are said to reach 7 - 8 inches
depending on the honesty of it's owner)
It is usually found in bedrooms attacking
women in the mouth or lower abdominal area,
it's highiy venomous spit can cause swelling
lasting up to nine months!!!!!
Some mutant species are also known to
attack men from behind.