I've just been asked to write a reference letter for someone joining a stalking syndicate that Ive known for some years.
Will this do the job?
02 September 2010
Re: Such and such
To whom it may concern,
I have personally known xxxxx for at least 15 years.
I have found xxxxx to consistently set himself low personal standards and always fail to achieve them.
His friends would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity.
I have found him to work well in the beating team but only when fully supervised and cornered like a rat.
Every time he opens his mouth its usually to replace the foot he has in there already
The possibility of him breeding simply makes me shudder
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