Englishman,Irishman,Welshman all get killed in a car crash.They get to heaven and god is sat at the gates.He says seening as we are in december you can only come in if you have somthing that relates to xmas.The englishman goes first.He pulls out his lighter and says look it is just like a candle god lets him in.The welshman is next he pulls out his keys and jingles them look there like sleigh bells,God lets him in.Paddy is next he unzips his trousers a pulls out his knob all 10 inches of it god says what the f"@k has that got to do with xmas.Paddy replies it's f****ng cracker