I walked my pooch down the local park tonight (under a perfect pigging moon) and saw a ROE DEER, I live in the middle of Cardiff ! WAIT. Before I get half the FAC holders within twenty miles calling me let me clarify, it's sort of true.
What I actually saw was a cunningly angled fallen branch that was so perfectly shaped I froze, waiting for the ears to twitch. They never did !!!!!
So I got to thinking, and after much face pulling and deep sub-sonic grunting noises wondered how many of you have painfully stalked inanimate objects to a shootable distance then only to look around red faced (as I did) to see if anyone was pi55ing themselves watching you ? Luckily for me nobody was, the log looked quite smug when I got there though
Embarrassed and Now Drunk