I had an unpleasant experience back in July. I had to have my prostate inspected.
The doctor said with a smile and a glint in his eye,"It won't hurt, it will just feel a little uncomfortable."
I heard the snap of the rubber glove going on so, I thought, here goes, hang on to your hat and think of England. Well, uncomfortable it wasn't, painful it was! It felt more like a fist than his middle finger going in.
What troubled me most though was that he had both hands on my shoulders!
(As told to me by a man down the pub!)