A man saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant in Stirling. Interested he
went in and asked the clerk for details. the clerk pulled up the file and read..............
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help the
women out of their underwear, lay them down, carefully wash their private regions,
apply shaving foam and gently shave off their p?b?c hair. Then, rub in soothing oils
so their ready for the gynaecologist's examination. The annual salary is 130,000 and
if your interested, you'll have to go to Newcastle". "My god is that where the job is?"
asked the man. "No sir" answered the clerk, "That's where the end of the queue is!!!!!"