An Indian and African surgeon are arguing.
"It is womba!" Shouts the African.
"It is definately whoooom" Screams the Indian.
Just then an English surgeon comes in and says "Gentleman, I think the word you are trying to pronounce is 'womb'."
As he is walking away, the Indian says to the African "I bet he has never even seen a hippopotamus, let alone hear one fart underwater."