Young lad pulls an older woman at a club. She's 58 but fit for her age. On the way back to her house the bloke is thinking, mmm I bet the daughter is HOT! Out of the blue she asks him "would you like a Sportsman's Double?" "What's that?" he asks, "its a mother and daughter threesome" she replies. "WOW, yes please". As they go in the front door of her house she puts the light on and shouts up the stairs, "Mum, put your teeth in, he's up for it!"