This made me laugh. My daughter wanted an antler to take to show and tell at school and the only one handy was on the top of a stick that had not been glued. So I said I would unscrew it for her and she could bring it back and I would screw it back onto the stick.

I unscewed the antler which left 3 inches of 3/8 threaded rod sticking out of the bottom.

Then after looking at it for a bit she said " are antlers really bolted onto deers heads"