A young Arab asks his father:
- What is this weird hat that we are wearing?
It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun !
- And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?
It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body !
- And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?
These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert !
Tell me, papa...
Yes, my son?
Why, when are we living in Bolton, are we still wearing all this *****?