I was having sex with a girl over her kitchen table when we heard the front door opening."That's my husband," she said, "quick, try the back door."I knew I should have left before her husband caught me but there's no way I was refusing an offer like that!!!
Sky Sports reporter asked David Beckham about his move to Spurs. 'You have only played for one english club, are you worried about the stick.'? Beckham replied,'No she will be ok, she loves London