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    Story of the yellow toad

    So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and such like."
    The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!"

    The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his dick, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!"
    To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do peckers You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
    There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the DSC2 deer and bear hunters can spot me from a mile off."
    She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"

    The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My knobs is still purple!" She says: "I don't do knobs, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."
    To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"

    The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellowdick Toad!"
    Last edited by Mannlicher_Stu; 24-01-2011 at 10:32.

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